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It’s Been a While…

Posted by bretthperkins on June 16, 2010

So it has been a while since I have blogged!  I have been uber-busy with work and friends that I just have not had the time!!!  Normally, or at least for the last few months, I have had some time to blog while at work, but that has not been the case recently, and my social calendar has been filled with one event after another, so blogging at home has not happened, yet, either…  Alas today, though…  I can blog.

Work has been exciting, busy, fun, stressful, and interesting… all at once!  There is quite a bit to update with regard to work.  For starters, the first ‘sprint’ of my project is nearing an end.  For a quick definition on a sprint:  In software development, sometimes, larger projects are taken apart into pieces, and the team focuses on one piece for a short amount of time, as opposed to planning out and working on a massive project that may take several months to complete.  That piece, at least here, is called a ‘sprint.’  Anywho… this first sprint of my project has come to a close.  Everything is built and being tested.  That is why I have a little bit of time to type out a blog this morning.  I am waiting on deployment of the application so testing can complete.  Anywho, that is the exciting, busy, and fun parts of work.  Now, we move on to the stressful and interesting.  So, now that this is public, I can talk about it.  My company is being sold.  While the details are still being worked out, and I am only able to share certain bits of information, what I can say is that things are uncertain.  With the way things may unfold, I do not see, from a business perspective, the need for an entire team dedicated to developing new software for my company.  Part of the combination of businesses is that the software used by the buyer would be used by us, making the need for new software no longer valid.  If I were at the top looking down, I would re-evaluate the commitments made to technology.  Why spend when you don’t have to?  So, naturally, I am on edge.  Nothing has happened yet, and the sale has not completed, so nothing may even come of this, but the likelihood is that the sale will complete, the products will be merged, and I won’t really have the spot in the company that I have now.  Of course, to make the software merge, people have to work on integrating them, so it is possible that I would be doing that for a while…  It is also possible that I would be moved to a different product line all together.  I get the sense that whatever happens, they will do their best to take care of me, and that helps some… but of course now I am back in a position that I was in at Deloitte:  I am no longer, potentially, working on new software development, which is what I really want to do.  Le sigh.

Moving on…  Over the last couple of weeks, I have had some of the best times with friends.  Most of it is foggy, but there have been parties, birthdays, and other crazy random nights.  Eric and I have entertained at our place a large number of times in the last few weeks, and those nights, with just a handful of close friends, have been some of the best nights ever!  There is nothing better than just having friends over for no reason to Hookah, drink a little, and just talk and listen to music.  For Eric’s birthday, a.k.a the Lost party, we took a lot of time to set up our back porch, which will now be referred to as ‘The Lanai’ going forward.  The Lanai has quickly become my favorite place.

Over the last weekend, we had a great time!  Saturday was fun, I spent time with Victoria.  Although, for her the day was less fun.  :(  We went to Cool Springs to get her new computer, and the people at the Mac Authority really botched her transaction.  Sparing you the details, I will just put it this way, we were in the store for over an hour and a half while 4 people tried to fix the transaction.  It was the definition of absurdity and it was completely unacceptable.  Anywho, after the Mac store, we had pretzels (yummy) and headed home.  That night was awesome…  It was one of my closest friend’s bachelor party.  David, a person with whom I lived with for 6 years, is getting married.  It is crazy to think it, but I am incredibly happy for him and his bride-to-be Jenny.  The party was a great success!!  We had dinner and fun at Hooter’s (btw, I can safely confirm that I have never in my life been more certain of my sexual orientation after having spent several hours at Hooter’s), then we had drinks at a new bar in Murfreesboro:  Bobby McKee’s.  It was great to spend time with David, his brothers, Shane, and Vinnie.

Of course the fun did not stop on Saturday.  Sunday was equally, if not more awesome.  It started with a terrific breakfast with Lindsay and Tommy at the wonderfully disgustingly delicious Waffle House.  :)   Good Times…  even had a cameo by the fabulous Stephanie Goss.  :)   I really need to hang with her again.  Anywho… after breakfast, Eric and I, along with Victoria and Brian, left for Nashville for a day at the Frist Center for the Arts.  The other Eric met us there and we checked out the Chihuly Exhibit.  This exhibit is absolutely stunning!  It is, however, short, so I recommend that if you plan on seeing it, wait a few weeks.  Another exhibit is in the works and will be ready soon.  That exhibit is about Couture and clothing design of yesterday, and from the little bit we could see, it is going to be awesome!!  Anywho, after Chihuly, we went to the “Kids” section of the Frist, where we all made like a school Field Trip and played with blocks, stop-motion video, printing presses, and drawing!  It was kid-tastic!!!  This was further proof that you don’t stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing.  I strongly recommend that, at least once a week, everyone should just PLAY!!!   :)  After the Frist, we headed to The Old Spaghetti Factory for dinner with Mary, a friend from Florida!!  Oh I have missed her!  She looked great, really tan from being outside at the CMA festival, and it was awesome to catch up!

After that already full day, we all sent to Lanes, Trains, and Automobiles for bowling and unknown to us at the time, karaoke.  There is a bar next to the bowling area that has karaoke every Sunday, so now, every Sunday, or maybe every other Sunday, we are going to have “Bowlioke.”  It is super fun, we all got up there and sang (except Brian) and met some new friends.

I don’t know what it was about Sunday, but there was something especially emotional about that day…  in a good way.  I have had great days before, but this was different…  good…  and I want more! :)

Anywho, I suppose that is enough rambling for now.  I am looking forward to tonight, I am having dinner with a new friend.  :)   Then tomorrow, I will be helping Chris move from his cursed house.  :(

*waves*

.:Brett:.

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Zombieland. Only slightly related.

Posted by bretthperkins on February 26, 2010

So, I had this CRAZY dream last night, and since I can actually remember this one, I want to write about it.

It starts with a typical night. I am at my place in Murfreesboro, or I think that it was my place. I can’t really remember… it felt like my place. With a loud and scary bang and scream, I realize that we are all in trouble as we look out the window into utter chaos and turmoil. I flee the confines of my home and see what is going on outside only to find myself alone in a field with only my car. My friends are nowhere in sight and all that surrounds me are zombies. The gross, broken, blood spitting “Resident Evil” or “28 Days Later” type. So… I get in my car and drive. I hit several zombies before getting onto a road, which was surprising clear. You would think that there would be abandoned cars and bodies laying about, but no… just a clean drive through the country. I then, to my left, see a house that is rather old, not scary old just old, and it was fortified. It looked promising, so I drive up and attempt to go it. There is a large wooden gate with barbed wire on the top to prevent climbing, and the entrance, as expected, was chained shut. To get in, though, I had to get out of my car and walk up to this speaker box that looked like it had been stolen from a McDonald’s and adapted to work here. It even had a screen, although my order did not pop up. It just stayed blue. :p I began to yell into the box, and a voice similar to Dane Cook during the Burger King skit spoke through. I convinced them that I was not a zombie and they let me in.

This bunch of people was very interesting. What was strange is that it was all guys (woo?) and all younger than 30 (another woo?). Anywho… we began to hang out, and we all took turns fighting off the zombies that made it through the fence. The dream then entered a weird kind of time-warp-esque thing where I knew that several weeks had passed. The odd thing is that there was still electricity and water. No TV of course, but the Internet worked, although most sites were messing up because no one was tending to bugs and errors. Anywho. Probably due to the movie Zombieland, the climax of the dream was when we all had to band together to defeat Bill Murray. Yeah… i know. Anywho… it took FOREVER to beat him!!! He would not die… again. We finally got him and then the dream was over.

I wish I could remember more details… I know more happened. oh well. :p

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10 Driver’s I Really Hate

Posted by bretthperkins on January 14, 2010

  1. The Sprinter – The driver that, when the right lane is merging into the lane to its left (you know, after a highway entrance ramp or something) likes to sprint passed all of the cars already in the interstate lane, then try to cut left into the moving traffic.
  2. The Left Turn Failure – This is the driver that, although there is a median lane from which turns can be made, stays in the flowing traffic lane to turn left, forcing every other driver to stop and wait for them.
  3. The Lane Schizophrenic – This driver has many lanes and cannot figure out which lane to choose, so he/she switches lanes, unpredictably…  and typically without a turn signal.
  4. The Turtle – The driver that gets in the far left lane on a 70 MPH highway and travels at less than 70 MPH.
  5. The Rabbit – The driver that, regardless of the lane, is travelling at over 20 MPH above the posted speed limit.
  6. The Dog – This is a driver that not only speeds (see rabbit), but when forced behind you in your lane with no other way out, decides to ride so close to you that you believe that a dog is behind the wheel and he/she is merely saying “hello.”
  7. The Cat – This is a driver that cannot stand rain, and is completely paralyzed when the road is wet, even slightly.  They slow to a crawl (slower than the turtle, even!) and turn on the hazard lights for extra caution.  Cause, you know, we can’t see their SUV through the sprinkle.
  8. The Sunday Driver – Have you seen [insert road name here]?
  9. The Road Rager – We all know this driver.  No matter what, they believe that every other driver is on the road with the sole purpose of pissing them off.  So they are mad.  All the time.  Typically, the can be seen hiding behind a middle finger.
  10. The Makeup Artist – Typically a female, they are seen mouth wide open with a stick of eyeliner, mascara, and/or lipstick staring deep into the mirror while their car is A) Running off of road or B) Running into another lane.

Gosh, I could probably go on for hours!!!  Feel free to comment and add your own.  :)  Drive Safely.

-=brett=-

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